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Dear Mother and Father, I’m excited to see you soon! Fake Mom told me that you had an amazing trip and that this time away meant a lot to our family. I just wanted to update you on a few things about me. First, Fake Mom accidentally dropped a pitted kalamata olive on the floor, and I snatched it up really fast. I loved it! I promise I didn’t throw up at all. Fake Mom is a science teacher and so she did a little experiment and we learned I like sliced canned black olives and …See More